Our Baby was safely delivered on Friday April 11th at 2:30 PM. The new arrival weighs 8 lbs and 6 ounces, is 24 inches long, 18 inches deep, and 18 inches wide. Baby and Fed Ex delivery truck driver are both doing well. The adoptive parents, however, are recovering from minor strokes after reviewing the bill.
3 vials human growth hormone $916
3 tabs valium $1
4 tabs methylprednisolone $7
1 tab promethazine $1
2 vials progesterone in oil $55
4 tabs azithromycin $4
7 kits Cetrotide $662
6 450iu kits of Gonal-f (fsh) $2664
1 vial of lupron $99
1 vial HCG $86
10 vials Menopur (fsh) $730
Total $5224 out of pocket
Chance at giving Spork a sibling PRICELESS
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